Tuesday, February 14, 2017

People reveal the most awkward things that have happened to them during a threesome

we broke the mattress at my grandparents' house'


Thanks to porn, threesomes have been portrayed as a fantastic experience, with little to no issues – but this isn’t always the case
FOR many men, a threesome is top of the list when it comes to sexual fantasies.
Thanks to porn, threesomes have been portrayed as a fantastic experience, with little to no issues – but this isn’t always the case.
People have revealed their awkward encounters when it comes to threesomes
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People have revealed their awkward encounters when it comes to threesomes
People have taken to anonymous confession app Whisper to reveal their awkward encounters when it comes to threesomes.
From someone who enjoyed a ménage à troi at their grannies house and broke the mattress, to a woman who had their threesome interrupted by police – some of the stories are seriously cringe-worthy.
One person even fell asleep during their steamy sesh, the confessed: “I fell asleep during a threesome, they still ‘finished’ while I was asleep.”
Not what you want when visiting granny
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Not what you want when visiting granny
One person said the name of a person who wasn’t even part of the threesome
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One person said the name of a person who wasn’t even part of the threesome
We hope this trio didn’t end up in cuffs…
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We hope this trio didn’t end up in cuffs…

Some threesomes turned violent when partners got jelous
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Some threesomes turned violent when partners got jelous
Threesomes can often cause problems when couples end up wanting ‘one on one’ time with their threesome buddy
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Threesomes can often cause problems when couples end up wanting ‘one on one’ time with their threesome buddy
One person seemed to be bored by the whole threesome thing
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One person seemed to be bored by the whole threesome thing
Telling it like it is? One went as far as saying a threesome was their worst sexual experience ever
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Telling it like it is? One went as far as saying a threesome was their worst sexual experience ever
Some participants were left embarrassed during their bonks
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Some participants were left embarrassed during their bonks
Another proved the perfect example as to why threesomes can cause ructions in relationships.
They wrote: “I had a threesome with a married couple.
“I feel bad about it because the husband keeps calling me for some one on one time”.
Another added: “During a threesome, my boyfriend punched the other guy because he didn’t like the way he was looking at me”.
One threesome even involved an extremely awkward encounter with an ex.
One man revealed: “I had a threesome with my girlfriend and her ex.
“He was twice as big as me.
“I’ve never seen her orgasm like that.”
We’re not sure threesomes sound like much fun at all after that…
Threesome in a car: nude woman breaks legs

This is the day of the week and the exact time that people are most likely to be having sex – and it’s a wonder they’re awake

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While some will be sleeping off a hangover, others are getting steamy
FORGET nights of passion – it seems most of us prefer to get hot and heavy in the morning.
A new survey has pinned down the day of the week and the time that couples have the most sex – and it’s Sunday morning at 9am.
Sunday morning is the most popular time to have sex
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Sunday morning is the most popular time to have sex

Far from nursing our hangovers and rolling over for bit more kip, Brits are making the most of their Sunday morning lie-ins for a weekly snuggle.
The study, commissioned by Superdrug, asked 2,000 people their most popular time to have sex.
Not surprisingly, the weekend saw the most action with Saturday the favourite day overall, followed by Friday night.
The Saturday evening slots of 10.30 pm and 11.30 pm came in second and third for precise times, so at least some people are being wined and dined beforehand.
IllicitEncounters.com quizzed 1000 people and found that half of couples are so busy they “schedule” a late sex session with their lover.
Sunday snuggles turn steamy, according to the survey
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Sunday snuggles turn steamy, according to the survey
The study also revealed the least popular time to have sex and that is Monday at 4.45 pm.
Summer is the sexiest season, picked by 62% of people, followed by winter (20%), spring (14%) and autumn (4%).
Six out of 10 couples have booked a weekend away specifically to get time alone for romping.
The most pre-cursor to sex was a romantic meal, followed by watching TV, chatting, going to the pub or a night out with pals.
Most people said alcohol played little part in their shenanigans with 60% revealing they rarely drink before having sex.
Yesterday, we revealed the average  age that a woman has the best sex of her life
Brits wake early for their weekend sessions
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Brits wake early for their weekend sessions

Which lover are you? Take our fun and naughty sex quiz to find out what you’re really like in bed in time for Valentine’s Day

VALENTINE’S Day is just days away and Britain has got sex and romance on the brain.
It’s a day for lovers, but will yours be filled with flowers and chocolates, or kinky sex toys and raunchy lingerie?
Take our fun and naughty love and sex quiz — devised by Eve Fifer, head of sex toys at Ann Summers — to determine the kind of lover you really are.
Figure out what type of lover you really are…
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Figure out what type of lover you really are…
It’s time to release your inner minx…

How many one-night stands have you had?

Do you enjoy having one-night stands?
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Do you enjoy having one-night stands?
  1. 0-1
  2. 2-3
  3. 4-5
  4. I’ve lost count!

What’s your signature bra style?

Which bra do you prefer?
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Which bra do you prefer?
  1. Balcony
  2. Plunge
  3. Cleavage booster
  4. Peep

What knickers are you currently wearing?

What’s your favourite pair of undies?
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What’s your favourite pair of undies?
  1. Faithful briefs
  2. Brazilian
  3. Thong
  4. Crotchless

How many sex toys do you own?

How many sex toys do you have?
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How many sex toys do you have?
  1. 0-2
  2. 1-2
  3. 3-4
  4. 5+

Which sexual position always really gets you going?

What’s your favourite move in the bedroom?
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What’s your favourite move in the bedroom?
  1. Missionary, get him on top
  2. Doggy-style, him behind
  3. Cowgirl, her on top
  4. Reverse cowgirl

Penis size — does it matter?

Preference on penis size?
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Preference on penis size?
  1. Not really
  2. It’s kind of important
  3. Yes it’s important
  4. Hell yes! Go big or go home

You’ve got a free night – what is your chosen romantic film?

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Dakota Johnson stars in sultry pic from Fifty Shades of Grey
  1. Bridget Jones’s Baby
  2. The Notebook
  3. Fifty Shades of Grey
  4. Secretary

You want to treat yourself to a new sex toy – what do you go for?

What’s your favourite sex toy?
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What’s your favourite sex toy?
  1. Bullet
  2. Vibrating body wand
  3. Rampant Rabbit
  4. Something more X-rated

Porn – be honest, how often do you watch it?

How often do you watch porn?
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How often do you watch porn?
  1. I don’t!
  2. Once
  3. Less than once a week, more than once a month
  4. Weekly

How long do you wait to have sex with a new partner?

When’s the right time to romp with your new lover?
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When’s the right time to romp with your new lover?
  1. 5-10 dates
  2. 3-5 dates
  3. Second date
  4. First date
Girls strip for stroll in London

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How did you score?

Mostly 1's

PLAYFUL PRINCESS: You’re the centre of your own fairytale.
You love feminine lingerie with delicate details and silky styles.
But girl next door you certainly ain’t.
Any prince who is allowed into your kingdom needs to worship you.

Mostly 2's

ELEGANT TEMPTRESS: You’re a class act and you know it.
Women are inspired by you and  guys desire you.
Quality lingerie, which accentuates your figure and reveals just enough is what turns you on.
You’re utterly intoxicating.

Mostly 3's

ATTENTION SEEKER: You crave attention whether you’re single or attached.
Your confidence is insanely hot and stripping and revealing is your forte.
Statement lingerie turns you on, until all you’re left wearing are killer heels.

Mostly 4's

MS DANGEROUS LIAISON: Your sexual style is liberated, and exploring new tricks is crucial for you.
Comfortable with all the latest toys, you relish being an expert of domination.
A cosy night in involves porn and  PVC, not pizza.

LOVE AT THIRST SIGHT Peta Todd shares favourite romantic cocktail recipes to get you in the mood this Valentine’s Day

LOVE AT THIRST SIGHT

Peta Todd shares favourite romantic cocktail recipes to get you in the mood this Valentine’s Day

Help stimulate your desire for love this Valentine's Day with these drinkable aphrodisiacs
THERE is nothing like a cocktail at home to get you in the mood.
Peta Todd former Page 3 girl and wife of Olympic cyclist Mark Cavendish, knows eating well is key to health.
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Former Page 3 model Peta Todd shares her favourite cocktail recipes
But she says: “We all need a bit of romance too and cocktails certainly put a smile on my face.”
Here are her favourite romantic drinks.
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Certain aphrodisiacs will help you get in the mood this February 14th

Sparkling Ginger Zing

Sparkling Ginger Zing
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Test out this bubbly zingy cocktail
This bubbly beverage is a sure-fire winner.
The ginger will heat things up as it stimulates your circulatory system, giving you that warm feeling you get between the sheets and setting the mind wandering.
Plus it has bubbles – and nothing says romance more than bubbles.
YOU NEED
1 part gin
1 part ginger liqueur
1 part fresh lemon juice
Small splash of grenadine
1 cherry
Prosecco to top up
METHOD
Add the gin, ginger liqueur, lemon juice and grenadine to a shaker.
Shake for 20 seconds.
Pour into a champagne flute and top up with the prosecco.
Add the cherry and get sipping.

Cupid’s Coco Kisses

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Cupid’s Coco Kisses cocktail
Chocolate is high up on that magical list of aphrodisiacs as it contains magnesium, particularly good for a lady’s libido.
It also acts as an energy booster, which is always helpful before a busy night of passion.
YOU NEED
Chocolate, melted
Cocoa powder
1 part cherry-infused vodka
1 part coconut flavour vodka
1 part dark chocolate liqueur
1 dash chocolate syrup
METHOD
Coat the rim of a wide glass with a small amount of melted chocolate and dust with the cocoa powder.
Place both vodkas, the chocolate liqueur and syrup in a iced shaker and shake hard for 20-30 seconds.
Pour and serve.

Love’s Little Potion

Love's Little Potion cocktail
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Try this non-alcoholic Love’s Little Potion cocktail
Not all Valentine magic potions have to be alcoholic.
This little beauty uses sensual honey to give a natural sugar rush that triggers the same brain response as sex.
And the warming ginger ale keeps any chills at bay.
YOU NEED
1 part orange juice
Juice of 1 lemon
2 tbsp runny honey
2 parts ginger ale
Lemonade to top up
METHOD
Add the orange juice, lemon juice and honey to a shaker and stir well to mix in all the honey.
Add the ginger ale and give a good shake.
Place some crushed ice in a short glass and pour the mixture in. Top up with the lemonade.

Feel The Heat

Feel the Heat cocktail
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The dash of chocolate in this cocktail will help to stimulate your sexual desire
Turn up the heat with this spicy little number.
The hot chilli stimulates nerve endings, increases heart rate and raises body temperature to get you fully in the mood. The dash of chocolate simulates sexual signals in the brain.
YOU NEED
500ml milk
3 tbsp cocoa powder
2 tsp sugar
1 tsp ground cinnamon
½ tsp hot chilli powder
100ml rum
Whipped cream, optional
METHOD
Warm the milk on a low/medium heat in a saucepan.
Add the cocoa powder, sugar, cinnamon and chilli powder.
Whisk until smooth.
Add the rum and keep heating.
Pour and serve.
Add whipped cream if you wish.
Bartender makes 'the Ballon d'Or', the most popular cocktail at Ronaldo's hotel

APPY DAYS We look at the ten best sexy apps for singles and couples looking for sex, love or flirtatious fun

APPY DAYS

We look at the ten best sexy apps for singles and couples looking for sex, love or flirtatious fun

Around 15million Brits are using apps for love or casual flings... but they're not just for singles
AROUND 15million Brits are currently using dating apps to look for love . . . or a casual fling.
Since the launch of Tinder in 2012, mobile phone apps have become the go-to method for meeting people online.
But it’s not just singles who can benefit.
There are dozens of sexy and playful apps for anyone looking for sex, love or flirtatious fun.
Here, KELLY JENKINS shares ten of the best.
These apps can add some spice to your sex life
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These apps can add some spice to your sex life

BEST FOR SINGLES

Tinder, free

With 50million users worldwide, Tinder is the  app of choice for singles.
You can have hours of fun scrolling through profiles – swiping right if you like the look of someone and left if you don’t.
You can then chat to anyone who right-swipes you back.

BEST FOR SHARING

Disckreet, £2.99

This app can help spice up your relationship
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This app can help spice up your relationship
This is a great app for frisky couples who fancy some saucy fun.
It allows users to securely share naughty pictures and videos with their partner.
And you can only gain access to the steamy snaps if you both enter an agreed password.

BEST FOR PLEASURE

Sexy Vibes, free

This can add some heat to a long-distance relationship
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This can add some heat to a long-distance relationship
This quirky app turns your Android phone into a vibrator, taking away any embarrassment you might feel buying one in a shop.
It can even be remotely controlled by your partner – great if you’re in a long-distance relationship.

BEST FOR THREESOMES

Feeld, free

This is for the more adventurous out there
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This is for the more adventurous out there
This saucy app is Tinder for threesomes.
It invites you to explore love beyond society norms.
Whether you are single and looking for two potential partners, or a couple looking for a single, this app will provide plenty of choice for three-in-a-bed fun.

BEST FOR WOMEN

Bumble, free

Women take the lead on Bumble
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Women take the lead on Bumble
The dating app for females.
In heterosexual matches, only the woman can start the chat.
And she has to do so within 24 hours or the match will disappear.
It’s a great way for ladies to take the lead and avoid unwanted advances.

BEST FOR FETISHES

Whiplr, £14.99 a month

This is a great app to mean people with similar kinks
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This is a great app to mean people with similar kinks
If you have a few kinks and fetishes and are looking for like-minded people to enjoy them with, this is the perfect app.
Full of open-minded Brits looking to fulfil their fantasies.
And with public and private groups, there’s something for everyone.

BEST FOR SERIOUS DATERS

OKCupid, free

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okcupid is one of the best known dating apps
Known as one of the top apps in the business for serious daters, OKCupid is slick and has millions of users.
It’s based on algorithms to help you find your perfect match.
Great if you have tired of Tinder and want to look for love elsewhere.

BEST FOR MEETING UP

Hinge, £9.99 a month

Hinge is best for those seeking a serious relationship
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Hinge is best for those seeking a serious relationship
Hailed as the anti-Tinder, Hinge claims to close the door on casual dating to focus on serious relationships.
It only lets you connect with friends or friends of friends via Facebook.
The aim is to give you a match  who you can easily meet up with in real life.

BEST FOR OVER-50S

Stitch, £59.99 for premium membership

Don’t think apps are just for 20-somethings, this app is for the over 50s
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Don’t think apps are just for 20-somethings, this app is for the over 50s
Aimed at a more mature crowd, this app helps to find “companionship, dating and activities for the over-50s”.
With an emphasis on common interests, it’s great if you are looking for new friends, hobbies or   love.

BEST FOR QUALITY

Coffee Meets Bagel, free

This app promises to give you recommended matches
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This app promises to give you recommended matches
A sophisticated  app for those looking for love.
You get a restricted number of matches a day  to end the cycle of endless swiping.
And as the app learns what you like, your recommended matches will improve over time.
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