Sun girl Deni Kirkova tries out cleaning in the NUDE for £45 an hour
Deni Kirkova reveals how ironing, scrubbing and tidying up while
completely starkers made the job easier, more fun and quite soothing
EVER considered cleaning in the buff?
Last month we reported how London-based Naturist Cleaners were inundated with job applications after offering women £45 an hour to tidy houses in the nude.I am not a naturist or a crazy exhibitionist but I am open minded and utterly fascinated by Naturist Cleaners.
There’s something so quintessentially British and actually a bit posh about nakedness – think eccentrics and Calendar Girls. Now, it’s permeated the cleaning business.
What could be better than making chores less tedious and being paid extra for it?
So when owner Laura Smith invited me to the suburban Surrey home of her client David, a close naturist friend of hers who gave her the idea for the business, I jumped at the chance.
Arriving at David’s pristine home, I felt quite nervous and excited too.
We exchanged hellos and graces before he popped out for an hour to let me get on with scrubbing the place up.
During my trial shift I observed David’s lovely home – all white, grey, airy and modern – and there wasn't too much to do.
I began by taking my time ironing out the creases in a navy blue shirt in the dining room.
Admittedly, I find ironing quite a meditative practice, but there's something even lovelier about doing it starkers.
Indeed, the odd boob and bum cheek may have brushed up against a wall, door, soft furnishing or garment.
But as a naturist himself I don't imagine David would have minded at all had he found out, and so I didn't consider this inappropriate for a second.
Despite initial nerves and reservations I felt free, liberated and quite comfortable with no apron or tight clothes getting in the way.
I then moved on to dusting the surfaces and TV in the bedroom, cleaning the glass doors in the shower and finally mopping and cleaning the kitchen floor.
It was quite the novelty experience and I embraced my nudity, swanning about in a lively manner scrubbing and tidying up.
I felt quite giddy and cheeky and wondered how this would go down in my own home and how my partner might feel walking in on me nonchalantly cleaning our place fully naked.
Getting in to the shower to clean the glass doors from the inside I felt strangely at home.
Being nude I could quite easily take a shower there and then, but that would have been quite unprofessional.
As I mopped the floor I noticed that my bare feet left little marks as feet do. Slippers would indeed have been the wiser choice.
I grabbed a cloth and wiped it down using this instead, suddenly feeling like a nude Cinderella - quite a strange feeling indeed.
Having focused so much on the novelty of cleaning in the nude I didn't notice that the house was left sparkling by my efforts.
Before I knew it an hour had flown by and it was time for me to, begrudgingly, dress again.
She says of prospective employees: “The main requirements are that the cleaner must be comfortable being nude and knows how to clean.
“We don't have any requirements on body type or their look.
“We’re not keen to take on cleaners who are too young so aim to employ those aged 21 and above. As most of our clients are of a more mature generation we prefer to have cleaners of a similar age just to make everyone comfortable.
“Our cleaners wear gloves and we recommend they bring slippers.
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Laura assured me she employs a no-touching policy – clients are forbidden from making advances – as well as strict safety protocol with all her cleaners while they're at work to ensure no funny business takes place.
She vets all her prospective clients closely and carefully to ensure everyone knows who’s who and their background.
Naturist Cleaners employs confident cleaners who are very comfortable being naked in front or strangers and at work.
Laura welcomes male naturist cleaners to her books and offers a two-cleaner service to her clients, be it male, female or mixed.
The idea behind her company comes from the liberated naturist community, not some sordid "sex thing".
Prices start at £65 an hour plus £55 per additional hour after that with the company taking a £20 cut.
That means the cleaner takes home £45 an hour, which is well-paid work in my books. For just three hours’ cleaning I'd earn a tidy sum for the day - close to half a week's rent money.
I certainly think I may take up naked cleaning in my own home much to the delight of my boyfriend.
Though I’m not sure I could pursue a career in cleaning other people’s just yet.
Watch this space…
For those interested in pursuing a career in buff cleaning or hiring a nude maid, they can head to Laura’s website.
Earlier this month we told how a married mum-of-one, 25, gets paid £45 an hour to clean men’s houses completely NAKED.
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