Is Kama Sutra Safe or Dangerous?
Believe
it or not, s*x, or making love has many, many benefits for the human
body. It affects your mood as well as your cardiovascular system. Also,
it’s very, very fun. The ancient art of Kama Sutra makes s*x not just
more pleasurable and interesting, but it also helps get all these
wonderful side-effects of s*x going. Lets take a look, shall we?
There
are probably a lot of books in Sanskrit literature but there is one
that we all know sooner or later: Kama Sutra. Kama Sutra is widely known
for being the standard book on s*xual behavior.
If you need advice on how to reach org*sm, how to make the others feel desire towards you or to spice things up in bed like trying a new position – this is your go to book. Lets take a naughty look…
We’ve
all heard a lot of stories regarding the latter: s*x positions. Is this
book really your savior? Or does it need to be discontinued? Trying to
awaken a hidden s*xual power can lead you to a hospital bed?
Many celebrities swear by Kama Sutra. For instance, Kim Kardashian has made it known that she is an avid follower of the ancient art of love making.
The
main cash cow of the Kardashian klan has admitted to being a devoted
follower of Kama Sutra techniques. If you ask her former partners, they
will attest to it having greatly enhanced their love life. Sadly enough,
this has not enhanced the durability of Kim’s many relationships.
In this position, you lie with your bum near the edge of the bed with your legs up in the air and crossed. Your partner stands in front of you and uses his hands to cross and uncross your legs as he, um, enters you. It’s believed to be the most mutually beneficial position in the entire Kama Sutra.
If you need advice on how to reach org*sm, how to make the others feel desire towards you or to spice things up in bed like trying a new position – this is your go to book. Lets take a naughty look…
s Kama Sutra Safe or Dangerous?
Many celebrities swear by Kama Sutra. For instance, Kim Kardashian has made it known that she is an avid follower of the ancient art of love making.
Kim Kardashian
Cross-Keys
In this position, you lie with your bum near the edge of the bed with your legs up in the air and crossed. Your partner stands in front of you and uses his hands to cross and uncross your legs as he, um, enters you. It’s believed to be the most mutually beneficial position in the entire Kama Sutra.
The Hero
For the Hero s*x position, the woman lies on her back pulling her knees up to her chest, feet extending up towards the ceiling.
The man kneels down thighs under her bum so she can rest on him as he enters her. He can use his free hands to press her thighs back towards her chest to aid in the, well, entering. Why it’s called the hero is beyond us.
The man kneels down thighs under her bum so she can rest on him as he enters her. He can use his free hands to press her thighs back towards her chest to aid in the, well, entering. Why it’s called the hero is beyond us.
The Amazon
This
is a scary one. The man lies on his back and pulls his knees up to his
chest so he’s curled up in a ball. He then pushes his p*nis back between
his legs so it’s underneath them. You squat over him and rock backwards
and forwards.
This is one that sounds bizarre but has to be tried to be believed. It makes you feel incredibly powerful and is the closest you’ll ever get to feeling like a guy during s*x without a strap on. Go Figure.
Actress, Mila Kunis and her husband, fellow idiot
actor Ashton Kutcher have been raving about their bedroom activities
after exclusively adopting Kama Sutra. Ashton says that their s*x life
has never been better.
Taylor Swift wanted to spice up her very active
s*x life so much that she traveled to India to meet with some of the
foremost Kama Sutra experts in the world. Given how prolific her love
life has been, it seems to have worked.
Lindsay
Lohan’s career has gone down the toilet, but her s*x life is still
going strong, mostly thanks to the many Kama Sutra lessons she has taken
throughout the years.
Scarlett
Johansson, who is usually very protective of her private life, has made
very clear how the use of Kama Sutra has helped her in many
relationships. Going so far as to say that “without Kama Sutra, most of
my relationships wouldn’t have lasted a year.”
Oral
s*x is and always will be an issue. The Kama Sutra teaches you three
ways of kissing or performing oral s*x. If doing the alphabet doesn’t
work for you lads, please search over the internet, buy the book at your
nearest bookstore.
Please your partner!
I don’t think you’ll ever want them to spend the rest of their lives without actually reaching an org*sm with you. They’ll appreciate it and most of the time the s*x can be mind-blowing afterwards. Even more than before.
Kama
Sutra really is quite s*xist. It classifies the man according to the
size of their p*nis. For women, they needed to read this book in order
to know how to be desirable/ how to get a husband. We didn’t know that,
right? You just thought it was for simple guidance on s*x positions.
Well, not really.
The pro of this is that it lets you know the size of the p*nis your partner needs to possess in order for you to reach maximum pleasure according to the size of your v*gina or yoni.
Get that classification and learn it by heart.
If
you practice yoga then you must be familiar with the lotus position. If
you don’t, I’ll explain it: Sit with your legs folded, it’s the most
common position in yoga!
Most people agree that when performing s*x most of the time is either “me” and then “You” or viceversa but this position called “Kamal ka phool” that consist of your partner sitting in lotus position and you gently getting on top of them with your legs wrapped around their waist, rocking back and forth will surely give you guys a crazy intense ride.
Guaranteed 100% that it will be mutual.
We
might stop and think that most Kama Sutra positions are meant for
acrobats. Our flexibility might not be 100% on point, we may not want to
depend on our back for such a long period of time and we surely don’t
thin
your partner while standing up and performing at the same time.
You might not want to go to the doctor to tell him the truth, right? It may not be worth it.
There
is a slight possibility that your partner might not be in for the
s*xual experimentation. It’s okay, sometimes being risky and adventurous
can be bad for your relationship. If it’s not consensual then you
should not even tap on it. Especially if you’re embarking on a new
relationship.
It may not always work out the way you wanted it to work. Be prepared if you’re experimenting on a new position where your partner’s legs are closed to your face. A jabbed knee on your face is actually not a good thing. Remember that s*x can trigger limbs without you even knowing it.
If you practice any defense whatsoever be prepared to maybe stick your hand in the air for an unwelcome limb that’s aiming towards your face, chest, back. I don’t really know!
Experimenting is good. Reading is also very good. So don’t be afraid or ashamed. Pick that Kama Sutra at your nearest bookstore and open yourself to a world of possibilities
This is one that sounds bizarre but has to be tried to be believed. It makes you feel incredibly powerful and is the closest you’ll ever get to feeling like a guy during s*x without a strap on. Go Figure.
Before We Get Into the Further Basics of Kama Sutra, Lets Look at Some Other Celebrities Who Are Known to Use it
Mila Kunis
Taylor Swift
Lindsay Lohan
Scarlett Johansson
Now that we’ve seen some famous Kama Sutra practitioners. Lets get down to finding out how it makes your life MUCH better.
1. Learn to treat your partner well
Please your partner!
I don’t think you’ll ever want them to spend the rest of their lives without actually reaching an org*sm with you. They’ll appreciate it and most of the time the s*x can be mind-blowing afterwards. Even more than before.
2. Is it s*xist?
The pro of this is that it lets you know the size of the p*nis your partner needs to possess in order for you to reach maximum pleasure according to the size of your v*gina or yoni.
Get that classification and learn it by heart.
3. Are you a yogi?
Most people agree that when performing s*x most of the time is either “me” and then “You” or viceversa but this position called “Kamal ka phool” that consist of your partner sitting in lotus position and you gently getting on top of them with your legs wrapped around their waist, rocking back and forth will surely give you guys a crazy intense ride.
Guaranteed 100% that it will be mutual.
5. Back problems.
your partner while standing up and performing at the same time.
You might not want to go to the doctor to tell him the truth, right? It may not be worth it.
6. Consent
7. Be prepared
It may not always work out the way you wanted it to work. Be prepared if you’re experimenting on a new position where your partner’s legs are closed to your face. A jabbed knee on your face is actually not a good thing. Remember that s*x can trigger limbs without you even knowing it.
If you practice any defense whatsoever be prepared to maybe stick your hand in the air for an unwelcome limb that’s aiming towards your face, chest, back. I don’t really know!
Experimenting is good. Reading is also very good. So don’t be afraid or ashamed. Pick that Kama Sutra at your nearest bookstore and open yourself to a world of possibilities
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